Reneg4d3
13-09-07, 11:17
LOL ok Well I buy these candies from our school store, And it has all these lame jokes on them, Ill post them here everytime I get new ones, Feel free to post some yourself!
1.)Why Don't Kings and Queens Play Cards?
2.)What Do You Say When A Dog Runs Away
3.)Which Are the Stronger Days Of The Week?
4.)When Does It Rain Money?
5.)Where Do Cows Go To Have Fun?
6.)What Do You Get When You Cross A Chicken And A Cocker Spaniel?
7.)What Does A Chicken And A Band Have In Common?
8.)Why Didn't The Duck Cross The Grill?
9.)Why Was The Boy Covered IN Gift Wrap?
10.)How Do You get The Water Into A Watermelon?
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1.)Because Jokers Are Always Wild!
2.)Dog-Gone (<-lol?)
3.)Saturday and Sunday, The Rest Are WEEKdays!
4.)When The Weather CHANGES!
5.)The MOO-VIES!
6.) COCKERDOODLEDOO!
7.)They both Have Drum Sticks!
8.)He Didn't Want To Be A Roast Duck! (<-Huh?)
9.)His Mom Told Him To "Live In The Present" (<-WOW)
10.)Plant It In The Spring. (<-Thats Just Gay)
1.)Why Don't Kings and Queens Play Cards?
2.)What Do You Say When A Dog Runs Away
3.)Which Are the Stronger Days Of The Week?
4.)When Does It Rain Money?
5.)Where Do Cows Go To Have Fun?
6.)What Do You Get When You Cross A Chicken And A Cocker Spaniel?
7.)What Does A Chicken And A Band Have In Common?
8.)Why Didn't The Duck Cross The Grill?
9.)Why Was The Boy Covered IN Gift Wrap?
10.)How Do You get The Water Into A Watermelon?
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1.)Because Jokers Are Always Wild!
2.)Dog-Gone (<-lol?)
3.)Saturday and Sunday, The Rest Are WEEKdays!
4.)When The Weather CHANGES!
5.)The MOO-VIES!
6.) COCKERDOODLEDOO!
7.)They both Have Drum Sticks!
8.)He Didn't Want To Be A Roast Duck! (<-Huh?)
9.)His Mom Told Him To "Live In The Present" (<-WOW)
10.)Plant It In The Spring. (<-Thats Just Gay)